(via queenporo)

you obviously don’t get the snaps that alicia & helen get.

I feel…ok with that.

idgi you haven’t dated me……………………………….yet (i’m a little mix of gaga & nicki)

you got the booty cause she had the booty.

I just realized I dated like a mini version of nicki minaj for awhile.

I’m 100% sure how I feel about that yet.





I mosh to bottle music


hxc \m/


(via owhatagoose)


freewayofvoices asked: check ur tag doe, n look at dem tags

you’re kinda the worst.

get a suit for your birthday

the monies tho. 

i bet your legs look like woolly mammoths.

Oh they do trust me


izzylikesgames asked: UHMUHMHUMHgdakhg everything with a 4 in it

  • 4: 3 things I love- My computer, my friends, my (step)dad.
  • 14: Do I have a crush- Yeah I’d say I do. =P
  • 24: Favorite style of clothing- Uhhh I don’t really have one I just kinda dress how I feel. Wish I had a nice suit though.  
  • 34: My relationship with my parents- Good with everyone except my dad. Even my step mom. Go figure. LOL. Stepdad is prolly my hero though so there’s that.
  • 44: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days?- NOPE. All natural.
  • 54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?-  Uh yeah there have been in the passed. Not currently though.
  • 64: Do I believe in magic? - As in make believe no. Amazing things happen all the time that shouldn’t though. 
  • 74: Favorite animal?- grizzly bear, toads, gorillas. In that order.
  • 84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? - Prolly the ability to teleport or displace matter. 
  • 94: Had a job? - Yeahhh. Mostly landscaping and ranching, handyman jobs. A few desk jobs. I worked at an airport too.
  • 104: Been overweight? - Never. I have the opposite problem.
  • 114: Been to prom?- Nope I skipped that because I was an asshole who thought he was more mature than everyone and found it petty and a waste of time. I was a great kid.
  • 124: Voted in a presidential election?- Yeah. Never really cared much though. I’ve never had high hopes for anyone we’ve elected. 
  • 134: What do I want for birthday? - I’d love a Harley Dyna Glide. Like an 04 or so. That won’t happen so I’ll settle for a new GPU LOL.